found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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