Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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