508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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