AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
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all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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