there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
