You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
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Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
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You should frame my arrest warrant.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I'm always down for nudity.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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