I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
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You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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