how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
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they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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