this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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