just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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