but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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