I hate your face
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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