grandma shit on top of the toilet
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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