According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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