the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
