did you get engaged???
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
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Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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