He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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