Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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