I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
bring money and cleavage
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
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I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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