butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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