Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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