I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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