Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
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Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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