i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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