Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
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