Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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