Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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