We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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