Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
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at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
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He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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