He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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