she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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