Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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