do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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