You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I think I am morally bankrupt
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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