Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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