I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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