wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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