Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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