Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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