I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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