You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
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Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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