I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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