Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
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I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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