This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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