no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We had to coat check the pizza.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
i think i just lost a toe
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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