I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Randomize
