The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
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I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Randomize