at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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