Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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