quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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