They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
not ubering you a puppy
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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