it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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