Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
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im holly from the hills drunk
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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