it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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